Book Review: Lead Tears
The documents they create are colloquially known as CYAs (Cover Your Assets), and are often not even read by those who hire the Witnesses. However, the Witness is required to write the reports anyway.
The chapters alternate, with some exceptions, between first person CYA Reports and traditional third person chapters, although not much in this book is traditional. Throughout the story, Vert comes in contact with various individuals, some unhappy in their life, some not who they appear to be, but all interesting and well drawn. It is through these interactions with others that the story progresses and Vert’s life, or his perceptions, begin to change. While this is not a mystery, it does drop hints in early sections that culminate in an unexpected but quite satisfying conclusion.
The dichotomous nature of the world these characters inhabit is both dour and hopeful. Mr. Payton presents us with deliciously biting descriptions, as when he describes his boss, Darby, “. . . a swollen jackass of a man who looks as if he was born directly into middle age, opting perhaps to skip the unprofitable years of childhood.” Or in describing one of the eateries he frequents, he states, “In a city revered for its purveyors of fine sausages, few restaurants would claim to offer the equal of those that can be had at The Spackle and Trowel. If they did, they’d soon go out of business.”
I have to confess to reaching for the dictionary on more than one occasion. It’s not that I could not have followed the story without, but I would have missed a good deal of the humor. I highly recommend Lead Tears to anyone looking for a funny, quick, and thought-provoking read. If you are looking for an escape from reality or an out-of-the-box explanation, this is the book for you.